Hiya! I'm Jade! This is for the folks who found me, say Google Search, and not via my main squeeze–by main squeeze I mean my homepage.
I'm going to avoid the corporate-y, brand-y, copy and get right into the meat and potatoes of this.
This is a monster.
Okay, calm down, calm down! By monster I mean it's FREAKISHLY different than anything EVER done! (That's a hyperbole! Ha! Told you I was a writer!)
Well, there are different paragraphs I could offer you with a a lot of exclamation points and CAPS LOCK but I won’t do that to you. If you are any of the above and you need help with
Developing your plot
Just want someone to read the darn thing
Want to talk you through your writer’s block?
That's where I come in.
Here is the deal.
I offer a crazy little monstrous mix of light developmental editing + beta reading + idea bouncing Depending on what you need, I can help! I’m your girl! Need someone to give your work a hug, and run it through the "RED EDITOR OF DEATH”–wow that's dramatic.
Let's try...RED BUBBLE TEST. That's better!
The Red Bubble Test is this.